20 Percent

BENDERS

Benders. They’re loads of fun when you’re in the process of alcohol overindulgence….but the post affects could cost you a lot of money, severe headaches, loss of appetite and sanity. Not to mention alcohol ridden 24 sweat beads and the leafy shakes. Friday night. It’s dead….and I’m looking at some barren tip buckets. That’s fucking …

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Drinking = Good for You

Yes, drinking is good for you. I mean, it can be if you do it correctly. Here I put together a list of drinks and their benefits so the next time your out it’s easier for you to make a conscious decision that you feel positive about. From aiding in banishing seasonal blues to keeping …

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My dating life in hell

II truly hate those super happy people that walk around smiling for no apparent reason. Like. Why? Unless you have those vibrating panties on or you’re in a meditative euphoric state, which I wouldn’t advise in these streets, what the hell are you smiling about? Well. I found myself being that obnoxious chick the other …

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Bartender Diaries

People constantly ask, “What is the craziest thing you’ve seen as a bartender?” That’s a difficult question to answer. Just like nothing is weird if everything is weird….. nothing is crazy if everything is crazy, right? Sure, I’ve dealt with a lot of interesting situations, but rarely can I give them off the top of …

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Speed Dating

Body Language Guide – Bar Patron Version We have the ability to read minds. Sounds a little crazy, huh? And by that I mean, body language says a lot about a person.. and if you’re good at reading it – you can get inside of their thinking. Unless of course, they’re an actor or some …

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Yes You can date the bartender

I bartend in a high-end strip club in Manhattan. 9’s or higher in high heels walking around….naked. Mirrors and poles floor to ceiling. Dom Perignon Rose Champagne. Electric Blue lighting. And, of course, thirsty, very thirsty, dudes (in more ways than one). And while there’s a profound variety of gentlemen in suits there for one …

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The Bender

Benders. They’re loads of fun when you’re in the process of alcohol overindulgence….but the post affects could cost you a lot of money, severe headaches, loss of appetite and sanity. Not to mention alcohol ridden 24 sweat beads and the leafy shakes. Friday night. It’s dead….and I’m looking at some barren tip buckets. That’s fucking …

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Thanks for Oversharing

A solitary drinker sits at the end of the bar, and with a nod and a grunt, signals for his third beer. All around him, people are talking, playing pool, singing to the jukebox, making out. There’s nothing on TV, and he’s not really watching it anyway. What’s this guy doing here? Humans are fundamentally …

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