MISTAKEN IDENTITY

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

Last week I had to endure a case of mistaken identity and this week people cannot be bothered to even remember who I am. Given, my bar is high volume and turns a lot of customers but I can damn well remember every regular, every story, and every drink. I...

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The Best Addiction By Chauncé Hayden

The Best Addiction By Chauncé Hayden

Most golfers, far from being ashamed of our addiction to the game, actually seem to be rather proud of the fact. We brag about playing in winter storms, mock confess that we spend way too much time watching reruns of 1960s matches on the Golf Channel and claim that we...

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BARTENDERS DESCRIBE THEIR WORST CUSTOMER

BARTENDERS DESCRIBE THEIR WORST CUSTOMER

If there’s a more thankless job than that of a bartender, we haven’t heard of it. You have to work terrible hours for bad money and you constantly run the risk of dealing with human nightmares who don’t know how to handle their alcohol. Bartender stories are some of the...

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A LOOK BACK AT MY INTERVIEW WITH TOMMY LEE

A LOOK BACK AT MY INTERVIEW WITH TOMMY LEE

Chauncé Hayden: Mötley Crüe enjoyed enormous success during the late ’80s, but at the height of the band’s popularity Vince Neil was fired. Why? Tommy Lee: A lot of the reason for the break-up was that the success we enjoyed gave Vince the money to take helicopter flying lessons and...

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WHAT YOUR DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU?

WHAT YOUR DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU?

Consensus? Basically that anyone who orders a Jager bomb is an idiot. But apparently, so are people who order Blowjobs! 1. You’re just ordering this because you heard it in a rap song, aren’t you? I find that people who aren’t “real” drinkers order drinks that they’ve heard in rap...

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ROBERT KRAFT

ROBERT KRAFT

Lizard face Robert “Bob” Kraft has owned the Patriots for a quarter-century. But to his credit the geezer has kept led a fairly quiet life as it relates to sex, drugs and rock n roll — until recently, that is. As we all know by now Kraft was caught up...

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10 Things I Hate About You!

10 Things I Hate About You!

1. Waving. Why not fire off a sea flare while you’re at it? I know you’re here. I’m gonna be with you in a minute. 2. The celebrity who’s going faux low pro. That’s fake low profile, and it’s false modesty. This dude, and it’s almost always a dude, is...

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THE ARTIE WE USED TO KNOW

THE ARTIE WE USED TO KNOW

By Chaunce Hayden.   There’s only two things troubled comedian Artie Lange and I have in common… we’re both from New Jersey and we’re both banned from the Howard Stern Show. After that I can’t begin to imagine what Artie is going through. Few people have experienced the sad and...

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Bartender conIdential: Anonymous stories of evil from behind the bar!

Bartender conIdential: Anonymous stories of evil from behind the bar!

Although they’re often misunderstood, most bartenders are genuinely good people who would never put their in a beverage. But when a bartender reaches their breaking point, all bets are off. They can become vengeful, conniving home-wreckers who take liberties with their positions of power, and are excellent at satisfying...

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NFL’s tactics don’t change the fact that you can totally say…

NFL’s tactics don’t change the fact that you can totally say…

Are you going to a Big Game party on Sunday? Or perhaps going to watch the pro football championship game? Or take in the majestic splendor of the Superb Owl? You can also just call it by its real name: the Super Bowl. The NFL is infamous for coming down...

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