Coming To America!

Coming To America!

IT’S A GIVEN That we talk slower to people who don’t speak English because we think it helps them understand! NO HABLA WHAT? What’s that, you can’t understand me because I’m from Jersey? Well what if I was from Armenia, then we’ve got some serious issues and obviously talking slower isn’t...

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Click Click Pull

Click Click Pull

By Otto D IT’S A GIVEN While shooting a firearm most inexperienced people close their eyes before they pull the trigger! TACTICALLY DONE SFT2 Telescopic sights are used with all types of systems that require accurate aiming but are most commonly found on firearms, particularly rifles. Historically the rifleman or...

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Bugged Out!

Bugged Out!

It’s a given Just because you own a business doesn’t mean you know how to run.. a business! Nitro! Distributed only in the US is this full-sized weatherproof kegerator designed to serve nitro-infused coffee on tap. The cabinet and door is wrapped in 304 grade stainless steel, with a sealed...

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Rapid Fire

Rapid Fire

By Otto D It’s a given Just because your finger broke through the toilet paper, doesn’t mean you just got a piece of ASS! Ice Scream, You Scream (and then someone calls the cops) As I sit at my table and wonder what can I share with all my fans here...

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Bro Cove

Bro Cove

By Otto D It’s a given That if your driving down the Turnpike, you usually can tell what exit your at by the smell in the air! The Duke Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway. A famous quote by John Wayne himself, one the greatest American...

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STOUT

STOUT

It’s a given That a women’s public restroom is dirtier than a man’s! (Better fucking believe it!) It’s Ok To Be Bitter The botanical ingredients used in preparing bitters have historically consisted of aromatic herbs, bark, roots, or fruit for their flavor and medicinal purposes. Most bitters contain both water...

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ROYALTY

ROYALTY

By Otto D It’s a given That every women has an “I need something tone of voice”. Something’s Cooking & IT Ain’t JUST Rite (Hell’s Kitchen) Is a song about the smell of meth labs, music written by Matt King. King is an American country singer/songwriter who was born and...

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LUCK

LUCK

It’s A Given That having to have to PEE intensifies by a million when your trying to unlock the door to your house! St Patrick Known as the “Apostle Of Ireland” who was the active missionary and Bishop in Ireland during the second half of the 5th century. He was...

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2019

2019

It’s A Given That the word “pancake” to a man is the same as the word “Walk” to a dog! Lykan HyperSport Seven is the lucky number to pick on this one, since there was only seven Lykan HyperSports ever made in the entire world. The only automobile ever made...

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RECAP!

RECAP!

By Otto D It’s A Given That the only reason guys lift the toilet seat at their girlfriends house is to see if any other men have been over! Stroke This Let’s talk mechanics gentleman shall we…anyone know the difference between a 2 stroke engine and a 4 stroke engine?...

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