SEEK & DESTROY

IT’S A GIVEN: During intercourse if a women isn’t ready yet, you can push all you want… you’re not getting in! 5 THINGS ABOUT LINCOLN TUNNEL 1. The tunnel is one of the busiest roadways in the world. It is 1.5 miles long and 95 feet at it’s deepest section...

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DRIVE FAST, TAKE CHANCES!

DRIVE FAST, TAKE CHANCES!

By Otto D IT’S A GIVEN: The one time you don’t pack a condom on your blind date is the one time you’ll actually need it! HOT ROD, RAT ROD OR GASSER The automotive industry has many different classes on the street level. The way I look at it is that every ass...

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THE BIRD IS THE WORD!

THE BIRD IS THE WORD!

IT’S A GIVEN To never eat warm tuna off the food truck on Fridays! NEED A BOOST, THEN PLUME If you’ve got an extremely large mansion like I don’t and you find yourself in and out of WIFI range like I do, let’s introduce you to Plume SuperPods. Unlike some...

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TCB

TCB

By Otto D IT’S A GIVEN That it’s ALL back wash when drinking out of the same bottle with others! SHUFFLEFLOOR Keeping it simple in this high tech world is nearly impossible. But every now and then we see someone come up with a brilliant idea to your spruce up the old man...

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Coming To America!

Coming To America!

IT’S A GIVEN That we talk slower to people who don’t speak English because we think it helps them understand! NO HABLA WHAT? What’s that, you can’t understand me because I’m from Jersey? Well what if I was from Armenia, then we’ve got some serious issues and obviously talking slower isn’t...

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Click Click Pull

Click Click Pull

By Otto D IT’S A GIVEN While shooting a firearm most inexperienced people close their eyes before they pull the trigger! TACTICALLY DONE SFT2 Telescopic sights are used with all types of systems that require accurate aiming but are most commonly found on firearms, particularly rifles. Historically the rifleman or...

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Bugged Out!

Bugged Out!

It’s a given Just because you own a business doesn’t mean you know how to run.. a business! Nitro! Distributed only in the US is this full-sized weatherproof kegerator designed to serve nitro-infused coffee on tap. The cabinet and door is wrapped in 304 grade stainless steel, with a sealed...

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Rapid Fire

Rapid Fire

By Otto D It’s a given Just because your finger broke through the toilet paper, doesn’t mean you just got a piece of ASS! Ice Scream, You Scream (and then someone calls the cops) As I sit at my table and wonder what can I share with all my fans here...

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Bro Cove

Bro Cove

By Otto D It’s a given That if your driving down the Turnpike, you usually can tell what exit your at by the smell in the air! The Duke Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway. A famous quote by John Wayne himself, one the greatest American...

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STOUT

STOUT

It’s a given That a women’s public restroom is dirtier than a man’s! (Better fucking believe it!) It’s Ok To Be Bitter The botanical ingredients used in preparing bitters have historically consisted of aromatic herbs, bark, roots, or fruit for their flavor and medicinal purposes. Most bitters contain both water...

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