Let’s ho, ho, ho through the holidays and start 2019 off with a BANG”!!!
It is hard to believe that 2018 is coming to an end! It’s been a year filled with lots of love and laughter and I plan
to continue taking you down that same written road in the New Year. Here is a recap of some of the important
things we discussed over the last 12 months. We kicked off the year with the virgin baby story. Yes, it is true. I know
someone who actually got pregnant from “not” doing it! She was a 20 something virgin that got pregnant and had a baby
from just messing around. If you ask me, I would be pretty pissed off if I got knocked up and didn’t even get off on
it. That may be shallow to say, but it’s the truth. We talked about some fun Valentine’s Day ideas for you and your
loved one, and learned how to get each other off during the holiday and the whole year through. We discussed
2-pump chumps, and if you are one how to get past it and be a lover with some stamina. No one wants a wham bam
thank you mam, so cum correct! I discussed how important body language is for couples and suggested that couples
that scream together stay together. Express yourself in the bedroom. It makes for less of a guessing game when
it comes to what you and your partner like or don’t like in the bedroom. Let us not forget that oral sex is good for a
woman’s health! What every man wants to hear. Semen entered into the body elevates mood levels. If you are having a bad day, or just need to unwind, take one for the team, go down on your man and let him finish his business. It will literally make you feel good! We talked about the importance of using and losing your virginity. There may not be many virgins left in this world, but if you are one them, make sure you lose it wisely. Don’t settle, don’t just give it up. Wait for the right time and the right person. You
will thank yourself later. I covered the highly anticipated NJ event of the year, Exxxotica. People travel from all over every November to experience the largest and longest running consumer adult event in the country. You can see it all here. Everything from the most mild to the most wild. It comes back bigger and better year after year. Now that the holidays are here, may I suggest some fun stocking stuffers, like some warming lubrication or edible underwear for her and maybe even a flesh light for your man? Couples toys are also all the craze right now and benefit both parties. Try a vibrating ring for both him and her.
Let’s ho, ho, ho through the holidays and start 2019 off with a BANG!!!