Speed Dating

Speed Dating

Body Language Guide – Bar Patron Version We have the ability to read minds. Sounds a little crazy, huh? And by that I mean, body language says a lot about a person.. and if you’re good at reading it – you can get inside of their thinking. Unless of course,...

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Yes You can date the bartender

Yes You can date the bartender

I bartend in a high-end strip club in Manhattan. 9’s or higher in high heels walking around….naked. Mirrors and poles floor to ceiling. Dom Perignon Rose Champagne. Electric Blue lighting. And, of course, thirsty, very thirsty, dudes (in more ways than one). And while there’s a profound variety of gentlemen...

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When you loose it

When you loose it

Losing your virginity to someone and staying with that person forever seems like an impossible feat, but for some people, it is true life. They meet someone in high school, it is there first relationship, they fall in love and stay together forever. How is this possible? Aren’t you supposed...

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The Bender

The Bender

Benders. They’re loads of fun when you’re in the process of alcohol overindulgence….but the post affects could cost you a lot of money, severe headaches, loss of appetite and sanity. Not to mention alcohol ridden 24 sweat beads and the leafy shakes. Friday night. It’s dead….and I’m looking at some...

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Homer for President

Homer for President

Homer for president! Dan Castellaneta… and the iconic voice inside of him Chauncé Hayden: Describe what it’s like being the voice of Homer Simpson. Dan Castellaneta: It’s kind of weird doing the voice of a cartoon character, because he is so separate from me. I even watch The...

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Thanks for Oversharing

Thanks for Oversharing

A solitary drinker sits at the end of the bar, and with a nod and a grunt, signals for his third beer. All around him, people are talking, playing pool, singing to the jukebox, making out. There’s nothing on TV, and he’s not really watching it anyway. What’s this guy...

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Bancshot

Bancshot

This month’s column is about business; the people we service, the mistakes we make, and how we overcome problems. Last week I went on a trip to The Robert Trent Jones Trail in Alabama, specifically, The Capitol Hill Golf Resort. What happened was a perfect example of how to run...

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A fool and his Pool

A fool and his Pool

Over the past few months, I’ve somehow been sucked into the Donald Trump vortex. I can’t imagine that I’m even a fly on the wall to this orange-skinned, presidential hopeful, yet the media seems to enjoy linking the two of us together. Our unlikely bond stems from a surprising and...

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Sweat Fitness club

Sweat Fitness club

As summer rapidly approaches, many people throughout North Jersey are beginning to panic for one reason or another. Some are concerned about the pounds that piled on through the winter and spring months. Others are more worried about being able to continue their fitness routine now that their kids are...

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