Pride and Nemesis

Pride and Nemesis

Pride and nemesis A cook, a Slut, and an egomaniac walk into a bar….. Do you ever wonder why Yelpers are so angry all the time? Why a bad dining experience can ruin your day worse than waiting in line at the DMV, or having a root canal? Have you...

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In Memory of the Great Chyna

In Memory of the Great Chyna

IN MEMORY OF THE GREAT CHYNA! A look back at my interview with the great Joanie Laurer…RIP “China”Joanie Laurer 1970 – 2016 haunce Hayden: You left the WWF, and in the process gave up the trademark name Chyna, to pursue an acting career. Joanie Laurer: That’s right. Are you afraid...

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Back to my Future

Back to my Future

Back to My Future A Bartender’s prospects I’m not young anymore. I’m not dead either, but let’s just say that if I were a chicken, I’d be headed to the stew pot sooner rather than later. As far as stereotypical lifetime achievements are concerned, I’d say I’m hitting all of...

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Sex on Top of the world

Sex on Top of the world

I don’t know how to start this story. It has several layers of sensuality and humor but at the same time remarkable disrespect, depending on how you view life and loss. After reading the following, you can decide for yourself how you feel about it. I recently took a friend...

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My last interview with Big Ang

My last interview with Big Ang

You’ve become a pop icon of soughts. Could it be they were jealous of your fame . and weren’t getting equal treatment and pay? I don’t think that was the case. But I do know that I did grow very high. I think it’s about personal issues with themselves and VH...

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Bancshot

Bancshot

This is my first column for Metropolis Nights and hopefully you, the reader, will enjoy it and I will be allowed to continue.   A little back story first. Though I had heard about and had read Chaunce’s columns for years, I had never had the pleasure of making his...

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Why I don’t Steal

Why I don’t Steal

stly, my life is a rollercoaster of compulsory self-deprivation punctuated by short periods of unreasonable overindulgence. As a career bartender, I make a good living practicing a trade that requires lots of skill, but no formal education. I have no debt, and I pay my rent in cash. However, thereality of working for tips means that any minor miscalculation leaves me eating...

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