Pride and Nemesis

Pride and Nemesis

Pride and nemesis A cook, a Slut, and an egomaniac walk into a bar….. Do you ever wonder why Yelpers are so angry all the time? Why a bad dining experience can ruin your day worse than waiting in line at the DMV, or having a root canal? Have you...

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Back to my Future

Back to my Future

Back to My Future A Bartender’s prospects I’m not young anymore. I’m not dead either, but let’s just say that if I were a chicken, I’d be headed to the stew pot sooner rather than later. As far as stereotypical lifetime achievements are concerned, I’d say I’m hitting all of...

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Why I don’t Steal

Why I don’t Steal

stly, my life is a rollercoaster of compulsory self-deprivation punctuated by short periods of unreasonable overindulgence. As a career bartender, I make a good living practicing a trade that requires lots of skill, but no formal education. I have no debt, and I pay my rent in cash. However, thereality of working for tips means that any minor miscalculation leaves me eating...

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