What I Wish Customers Knew
Your bartender has a name that was given to them at birth by their parents. It is not “Baby”, “Sweetie”, “Sexy” or “Bar Maid”. Keep that in mind the next time you try to get your bartenders attention by obnoxiously hollering across the bar. Change, such as quarters, dimes, and...
Yes… Bartending is a real job!
“What’s your real job”. Hard to believe but bartending is a “real job” done by real people. As bartenders we work as hard and as long as anybody else does. We just happen to be around a lot of liquor while doing it. Most people think that’s a perk of...
BENDERS
Benders. They’re loads of fun when you’re in the process of alcohol overindulgence….but the post affects could cost you a lot of money, severe headaches, loss of appetite and sanity. Not to mention alcohol ridden 24 sweat beads and the leafy shakes. Friday night. It’s dead….and I’m looking at some...
Drinking = Good for You
Yes, drinking is good for you. I mean, it can be if you do it correctly. Here I put together a list of drinks and their benefits so the next time your out it’s easier for you to make a conscious decision that you feel positive about. From aiding in...
My dating life in hell
II truly hate those super happy people that walk around smiling for no apparent reason. Like. Why? Unless you have those vibrating panties on or you’re in a meditative euphoric state, which I wouldn’t advise in these streets, what the hell are you smiling about? Well. I found myself being...
Bartender Diaries
People constantly ask, “What is the craziest thing you’ve seen as a bartender?” That’s a difficult question to answer. Just like nothing is weird if everything is weird….. nothing is crazy if everything is crazy, right? Sure, I’ve dealt with a lot of interesting situations, but rarely can I give...
Body Language Guide – Bar Patron Version
Body Language Guide – Bar Patron Version We have the ability to read minds. Sounds a little crazy, huh? And by that I mean, body language says a lot about a person.. and if you’re good at reading it – you can get inside of their thinking. Unless of course,...
The Boss Life of a Stripper
I wanted to choke her. I was .2 seconds away from telling her to shut the fuck up, stop being such a picky stripper brat, and eat the damn food. Did she really have to go to the extent of sending her dinner back to the kitchen for modifications –...
Speed Dating
Body Language Guide – Bar Patron Version We have the ability to read minds. Sounds a little crazy, huh? And by that I mean, body language says a lot about a person.. and if you’re good at reading it – you can get inside of their thinking. Unless of course,...
Yes You can date the bartender
I bartend in a high-end strip club in Manhattan. 9’s or higher in high heels walking around….naked. Mirrors and poles floor to ceiling. Dom Perignon Rose Champagne. Electric Blue lighting. And, of course, thirsty, very thirsty, dudes (in more ways than one). And while there’s a profound variety of gentlemen...
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MN Magazine June-July 2017
