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It’s A Given
That a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out!

Official Ruling
Here are the rules to a perfect “MAN CAVE”

Ho Ho Ho
Some Christmas facts that maybe you didn’t know. The first recorded date of X-Mas being celebrated
on December 25th was in 336, during the time of the Roman Emperor Constantine who was the first
Christian Roman Emperor. A few years later, Pope Julius officially declared that the birth of Jesus
would be celebrated on the 25th December. Its the most ancient holiday. The middle of winter
has long been a time of celebration around the world. Centuries before the arrival of Jesus, early
Europeans celebrated light and birth in the darkest days of winter. In Scandinavia, the Norse celebrated
Yule from December 21, the winter solstice, through January. Christmas is important because it is a
major religious holiday for Christians, it is a widely celebrated secular holiday, and it accounts for significant
economic activity in the United States and worldwide. The holiday is observed by billions of
people around the world. In my own personal belief I think instead giving gifts people should just take
the time and spend it with loved ones….that is what a real gift is.

Pizza In A Cone?
Pizzacraft Grilled Pizza Cone Set is the perfect Christmas gift for anyone that can’t fit in their jeans.
An online purchase for under $20 this amazing idea can have you bloated and thirsty in no time. For use
in oven or grill. Roll out your pizza cone dough to 1/8” thickness and large enough surface area for
the dough cutter to fit twice. After cutting the dough into shape, Moisten the edges of the dough with
water or egg wash and fold the dough over in half so the edges meet. Press down on the seam with your
fingers and then run the crimper along the edge to thoroughly seal the seam. Let the cones rest on the
cutting board for 10-15 minutes. Pour in your sauce and cheese and rite in the oven. All you need next is
a beer!

Cool Pool
Car Pool Tables from Safety Harbor, FL is a company making the real deal pool tables out of several different
styles of antique hot rods. For a ballpark of around $10k this particular 1965 Ford Mustang gets delivered straight
to your house. Made in the USA, finished in a real body shop with automotive paint, clearcoat, wet-sanded, and
polished, and comes complete with working lights, real chrome bumpers and car parts, real alloy rims, and tires,
and a professional regulation size 4’ x 8’ slate playing top. The Mustang Pool Table is the ONLY officially licensed
Collector’s Edition pool table for Ford Motor Company and will come complete with its own “VIN” number, and “Title”.
Your new Mustang Pool Table is custom made and finished in the color of your choice and shipped to you,
assembled in your man cave by a professional billiards table installer. This definitely would complete any real man
cave!

Wild And Crazy Guy
One of my all-time favorite actors, Steve Glen Martin was born in Waco, Texas in 1945 later moving and living in
Inglewood California. Studying acting in college, Martin who is basically everything that show business has to
offer has been there and done that. Starting in small theatres, and with a musical bluegrass background it’s
safe to say at one point or another we can all recite at least one movie line or remember at least one banjo skit
we’ve seen him perform. From SNL to The Jerk, remakes of the Pink Panther, My Blue Heaven to Planes, Trains
and Automobiles with John Candy. This actor is a legend and has been an inspiration to many who follow in his
footsteps. I remember listening to his stand up comedy on vinyl while hiding from my parents because it was considered
inappropriate with an ending of the song “King Tut”. Take some time and rewind by checking out some of
his original work and you’ll see how this legend changed and created what comedy is today!
(Please Be A Wild And Crazy Guy Responsibly)

Stripperella
Stripperella is an adult animated series created by the one and only Stan Lee. The lead character is a stripper
named Erotica Jones who is secretly a super sexy superhero agent. We tried to get an interview but she was not
open for comments (ok..take it easy). Between being a professional pole swinger and a late night crime stopper,
she generally sleeps in late during the day. Her powers include enhanced reflexes and senses, an astonishing
intelligence, superhuman strength, jumping extremely high, “sexy” martial arts and “killer” moves. She is also
able to use her extravagant blonde hair as an effective parachute. Her career started in 2003 and ran for 13
episodes on Spike TV until things got heated when she decided to go topless. I personally feel safer knowing
she’s out there kicking ass with her high heels and her voluptuous curves. Miss Jones we miss you and I’m sure
I speak for everyone when I say we’re patiently awaiting your return!(Please Pole Swing Responsibly)

 

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